1. What fish likes bubble gum?
2. What kind of fish do you see after a rain storm?
3. What is a shark's favorite sandwich?
4. What kind of fish do cowboys ride?
5. What fish has nine lives?
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Answers: 1. blow fish 2. rainbow trout 3. peanut butter & jellyfish 4. seahorse 5. catfish
Boating term = A boat is a hole in the water, into which one pours all their money. (that's an old one)
Reef term = A reef tank is a whole lot of water in the living room, into which one pours all their money.
Stupid fish riddles:
1. What fish has the deepest voice?
2. What fish is a celebrity?
3. What fish always carries a sharp weapon?
4. What fish comes in different flavors and shakes when moved?
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***answers..1 bass, 2 starfish, 3 swordfish, 4 jellyfish
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A swordfish swam into a sandbar, and the bar tender said,
"Why the long face?"
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Q: What is a true saltwater aquarist's favorite holiday?
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A: Tangsgiving
What comes in red, pink, and white?
- Coral
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